Fuhhhh... Cunnyerrrr!!
Friday, July 9, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
˙˙ʞɔıs ɯɐ ı
˙˙˙uıɯɐ
¡ʇǝllnq ƃuıpǝǝds sɐ ʇsɐɟ sɐ lɐǝɥ llıʍ "uɐʇɐɥısǝʞ" ʎɯ ǝdoɥ ˙˙llǝʍ ɥo ˙pɐoldn ǝq oʇ pǝpǝǝu ɯɐɹƃoɹd ʍǝu ˙ǝɔıɟɟo ǝɥʇ ʇɐ op oʇ ʞɹoʍ ɟo sʇol ǝʌɐɥ ı ˙sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝɯıʇ ʇɐ ǝʌɐǝl lɐɔıpǝɯ ǝʞɐʇ ʇ,uɐɔ ı ʇnq ʇsǝɹ oʇ pǝǝu ı ¡ǝpoldxǝ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ǝʞıl slǝǝɟ pɐǝɥ ʎɯ puɐ "ʇɐqɯnsɹǝʇ" ǝɹɐ ǝsou ʎɯ ˙ʎɐpoʇ llǝʍ ʇou ɯɐ ı
Ohhhh Byond....
Ku mahukan kamu!! Ku mahukan kamu sangat2!! Tolonglah!! Tolongggggggg!!!
Aku sampai terfikir nak pindah rumah untuk mendapatkan Byond semata2.
Giler jaki kat kengkawan yang dah ada Byond kat umah. Aku takat layan kat opish jah..
Byond sangat sangat sangat besh!!! Final world cup nanti ada tayang 3D plak tu. Mesti giler besh kalau dapat tengok..
Mampukah aku beli TV 3D??
-3D TV (Shutter glasses type)
-Full LED Slim with Spot Control (Local Dimming)
-INFINIA Design: Ultra Slim Depth, Narrow Bezel, Uni-layer, Uni-color
-Full HD 1080p
-10,000,000:1 Dynamic Contrast Ratio
-TruMotion 400Hz (480Hz)
-Picture Wizard II
-Crystal Gradation with Varying Light (Facet)
-Invisible Speaker (10W + 10W + 5W)
-Infinite Sound
-Clear Voice II
-NetCast ( Broadband TV )
-Skype (Video Call Function with optional Video Camera)
-Wireless AV Link
-DLNA ready (with optional DLNA Dongle)
-USB 2.0 (HD DivX, MP3, JPEG play, MPO)
-HDMI 1.4
-Intelligent Sensor
-Smart Energy Saving Plus
-ECO Flower
-3D television with dual IR-emitting sensors
Nak tau berapa rege TV 3D kat atas ni?? RM18999 - RM23999 dol!!! Kau mampu??
Memang tak mampu la nak beli skang. Huhuhuhu.. Tengok yang demo jer la...
ps: terima kasih Astro kerana membawa Byond ke dalam hidup kami.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Beberapa doa ketika sedang sakit & doa untuk kesihatan
Berikut beberapa doa ketika ketika sedang sakit, diambil dari buku “Rahasia Kesembuhan – Meretas Kesembuhan dengan Doa dan Ikhtiar” karangan dr. H. Hanny Ronosulistyo, Sp.OG(K), MM.
Doa kesehatan diri
Allaahumma ‘aafinii fii badanii, Allaahumma ‘aafinii fi sam’I, Allaahumma ‘aafinii fii bashari. Allaahumma innii ‘auudzubika minal kufri wal faqri. Allaahumma innii ‘auudzubika min ‘azaabil qabri. Laa ilaaha illaa anta.
Terjemahan :
“Ya Allah, sembuhkanlah badanku. Ya Allah, sembuhkanlah pendengaranku. Ya Allah, sembuhkanlah penglihatanku. Ya Allah, sesungguhnya aku berllindung kepadaMu dari kekafiran dan kefakiran. Ya Allah, aku berlindung kepadaMu dari sisa kubur. Tiada Tuhan selain Engkau”
(H.R. Abu Daud dan Al Hakim)
Doa sakit badan
Bismillaah (3x)
A ‘uudzu billaahi wa qudratihi min syarri maa ajidu wa uhaadiru. Wa a’uudzu bi’izzatillaahi wa qudratihi min syarri maa ajidu wa uhaadiru (7x)
Terjemahan :
“Dengan nama Allah, aku berlindung kepada Allah dan kekuasaanNya dari keburukan yang aku rasakan dan kutakuti. Dan aku berlindung dengan kekuatan kekuasaan Allah dari kejelekan yang aku rasakan dan kuatirkan”
(H.R. Muslim dan Malik)
Doa Nabi Ayyub A.S
Innii massaniidhdhurru wa anta arhamurraahimin, wa annii massaniisysyaithaanu bi nushbin wa ‘adzaabin
“(Ya Allah), sesungguhnya penyakit telah menimpaku, sedangkan Engkau adalah Yang Maha Penyayang di antara para penyayang. (Ya Allah), sesungguhnya setan telah menggangguku dengan kepayahan dan siksaan”
(Q.S Al Anbiya’, 21:83 dan Shaad, 38:41)
Doa luka atau penyakit bernanah
Bismillaahi turbatu ardhina biriiqati ba’dhiinaa yasyfi saqiimunaa biidzni rabbinaa
Terjemahan :
“Dengan nama Allah, dengan debu-debu tanah (yang kami ambil ini) dan kain pembersih luka yang kami miliki, sembuh penyakit kami ini dengan izin Tuhan kami”
(H.R. Muslim)
Doa penyakit demam
Bismillaahil kabiir, na’uudzu billaahil ‘azhim min syarri kulli ‘irqin naa’arin wa min syarri harrinaar
Terjemahan :
“Dengan nama Allah Yang Maha Besar, kami berlindung kepada Allah Yang Maha Agung dari kejahatan seluruh urat yang kecapaian dan dari kejahatan api neraka yang sangat panas”
(H.R. Hakim)
Doa ketika sakit bengkak
Allaahumma mushaghghiral kabiir wa mukabbirashshaghiir, maabi
Terjemahan :
“Ya Allah yang mengecilkan segala yang besar dan membesarkan segala yang kecil, kecilkanlah apa yang ada padaku ini”
(H.R. Al Hakim)
Doa mohon kondisi sehat
Yaa Hayyun yaa Qayyun birahmatika istaghiitsu, ashlih lii sya’nii kullahu wa laa takilnii ilaa nafsi tharfata ‘ainii wa laa ilaa ahadin minan naas
Terjemahan :
“Wahai Dzat yang Maha Hidup dan Maha Kekal, hanya dengan kasihMu aku bermohon pertolongan. Sehatkanlah seluruh kondisiku, jangan Engkau biarkan mata ini menangis, dan jangan Engkau biarkan aku bergantung kepada siapapun”
(H.R. Ath Tabrani)
Doa setelah operasi
Allaahumma ighfir lanaa warhamnaa wardha ‘annaa wataqabbal minnaa wa adkhilnaal jannata wa najjinaa minan naar wa ashlih lanaa sya’nanaa kullahu
Terjemahan :
“Ya Allah, ampunilah kami, sayangilah kami, ridhailah kami, terimalah kami, dan masukkanlah kami ke dalam surgaMu. Selamatkan kami dari api neraka dan perbaikilah seluruh kondisi tubuh kami”
(H.R. Abu Daud dan Ibnu Majah)
Doa meminum obat
Bismillaahi asysyaafi, bismillaahi al kaafii, bismillaahi al mu’aafi. Bismillaahi alladzii laa yadhurru ma’asmihi syaiun fii al ardhi wa laa fii as samaai wa huwa as samii’ul ‘aliim
Terjemahan :
“Dengan nama Allah Yang Maha Menyembuhkan, dengan nama Allah Yang Maha Mencukupi, dan dengan nama Allah Yang Maha Memaafkan. Dengan nama Allah yang tidak akan memberi mudharat sedikitpun, baik yang di bumi maupun yang di langit. Dialah Yang Maha Mendengar lagi Maha Mengetahui.
Doa penyakit mata
Allaahumma matti’nii bi basharii waj’alhul waaritsa minnii wa arinii fil ‘aduwwi tsa’rii wan-shurnii ‘alaa man zhalamanii
Terjemahan :
“Ya Allah, berilah aku kenyamanan dengan penglihatanku ini dan jadikanlah hal serupa kepada ahli warisku. Berikanlah pembalasan kepada orang yang memusuhiku dan menangkanlah aku atas orang yang berbuat zhalim”
(H.R. Al Hakim)
Doa mengatasi kemandulan
Bismillaahirrahmaanirrahiim. Rabbi laa tadzarnii fardan wa anta khairul-waaritsiin
Terjemahan :
Dengan nama allah Yang Maha Pengasih dan Maha Penyayang. Wahai Tuhanku, janganlah Engkau biarkan aku sendirian dan Engkau adalah sebaik-baik pewaris”
Copy from Indah Haiban Multiply
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Cristiano Ronaldo becomes a papa
"It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become father to a baby boy. As agreed with the baby's mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship. No further information will be provided on this subject and I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy (and that of the child) at least on issues as personal as these are."
Cristiano Ronaldo 'paid a surrogate mother to have his baby
Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo paid a surrogate mother to have his baby son, it was claimed today.
Portuguese newspaper Diario de Noticias said the baby was conceived by the surrogate at the end of last summer in San Diego, where Ronaldo was on holiday.
The boy was born weighing 9lb 8oz on June 17 while the star was at the World Cup in South Africa.
Diario de Noticias said Ronaldo travelled to the Algarve to meet his son as soon as Portugal were eliminated from the tournament by Spain on June 29.
It gave no further details of the claim.
Ronaldo's sister Katia Aveiro said her brother was 'very happy about becoming a father'.
The youngster is the spitting image of his famous father, with brown eyes and a shock of brown hair, his sister revealed.
Speaking at one of the family's homes in Vilamoura, on the Algarve, Katia told Diario de Noticias: 'He has brown eyes and brown hair like Cristiano.
'He's very happy, of course! Who isn't happy having children? The baby looks like him, although he's still very small to see what his features will be like.
'He's very calm, he just eats and sleeps.'
Katia said her own sons Rodrigo, nine, and four-month-old Dinis 'are very happy' with the new arrival.
She said her brother will reveal his son's name 'when he returns from Madrid', where he is said to be working.
State television channel RTP claimed the boy will be called Ronaldo.
The footballer became a father two days after playing against the Ivory Coast in the World Cup and four days before he helped Portugal beat North Korea 7-0.
He did not reveal the news to his team-mates while in South Africa.
Ronaldo made his shock revelation he had become a father on Saturday night on his official website, Facebook and Twitter pages.
He wrote: 'It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become a father to a baby boy.
'As agreed with the baby's mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential, my son will be under my exclusive guardianship.'
Last night, more than 18 hours after the messages first appeared and after 40,000 fans had registered their congratulations on Facebook, Ronaldo's agent confirmed the story, saying: 'Yes, it's true. We make no further comment.'
His girlfriend, Russian underwear model Irina Shayk wrote on her Facebook page: 'My boyfriend is now the father of a boy.'
Ronaldo spent last summer in the US on holiday after signing for Real Madrid from Manchester United for a world record £80million.
At that time 21-year-old Italian Raffaella Fico claimed to be dating the footballer, but the relationship was never confirmed.
Other women who have been linked to Ronaldo recently include Paris Hilton, Big Brother star Imogen Thomas and US star Kim Kardashian.
In a recent interview in Portugal the star was asked if he wanted to have children. He replied that the day might come 'sooner rather than later'.
His gruelling training regime and fixtures at Real Madrid, where he earns £180,000 a week, combined with a love of the high life, make it hard to imagine him being a single parent.
That makes it likely that the child's upbringing will have plenty of input from Ronaldo's formidable mother Dolores.
The newspaper's claim adds weight to the theory that Ronaldo had the child through a 'Ricky Martin'- style arrangement.
The Puerto Rican singer became a father to twins with help from a surrogate mother in 2008.
Only two months ago, Ronaldo was at the centre of a pregnancy riddle involving a stunning Spanish model.
Former Miss Spain Maria Jose Suarez was linked to the star after splitting with her boyfriend, tennis player Feliciano Lopez, when she discovered she was pregnant.
The footballer was named in the media as her secret lover, sparking speculation he was the father of the child.
But she denied sleeping with Ronaldo and last week it emerged she had lost her baby.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
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