Camner leh ke situ pulak??

Skang ni aku tiap2 ari beli paper Kosmo! sebabnyer murah + nak masuk kontes teka bola tu. Heheheh. Aku memang ske buat kontes2 ni. Ada gak menang banyak kali so aku try le teka bola tu.

Antara segmen yang aku suka baca dalam paper Kosmo! tu ialah bahagian sms yang orang ramai anto. Memacam komen ada. Kengkadang leh buat aku gelak membacanya. Maklum la ramai orang kat Malaysia ni yang nak bagi menyuarakan apa yang terbuku dalam hati tu so kat situ ler antara tempat nak diluahkan segalanya walaupun pendek jer.

Minggu ni ada satu sms yang kasik darah aku menyirap. Smsnyer lebih kurang cam gini. "Haruan makan anak makin berleluasa sebab undang2 berpoligami makin ketat. kalau lelaki tu dah kenyang tak de la nak makan anak tu." Boleh gitu? Ya Allah!! Kenapa la ke situ pulak yang dipikirnya?? Salahkan undang2 berpoligami plak. Undang2 poligami tu diketatkan supaya tak de la senang2 jer nak kawen padahal tak mampu. Tak mampu nak tanggung bini, anak bagai. Ntah2 diri sendiri pun tak tertanggung tapi disebabkan nak memenuhi permintaan nafsu kawen jugak. Ada ke patut?

Astaqfirullahalazim... Mengurut dada aku baca sms tu. Agak2 la lelaki ke perempuan yang hantar sms tu? Serius aku berani kerat jari yang hantar tu lelaki. Aku tak leh bayangkan seorang perempuan akan hantar sms cam gitu. Mana perempuan yang sanggup dimadu. Aku rasa perempuan lebih rela diceraikan kalau suaminya nak tambah satu lagi cawangan. Aku maksudkan perempuan yang suaminya sah2 tak mampu nak tampung hidup ngan sorang jer isteri + anak 2@3 tapi gatal gak nak kawen lagi.

Susah btol ngan orang yang anggap kawen tu senang. Berat tanggungjawabnya. Banyak perkara perlu difikirkan bila dah kawen. Nak kena jaga isteri/suami, kelakuan, bajet, mentua. Ishk.. Panjang senarainya hal2 yang perlu diambil berat bila dah kawen. Itu belum masuk lagi kalau dah ada anak. Fuhhhh... Bukan sikit punya hal kena pikir beb.

Lastnya aku jadik kesian kat orang yang hantar sms tu. Kesian sebab tak dapat berfikir dengan waras bila menyalahkan undang2 berpoligami bila kes haruan makan anak makin berleluasa.

Kesiankan? Rasanya ayat yang tepat ialah BODOH!! Huh!!

Our 9th Anniversary

is today. It's been 9 years we've been sharing our love + life. It was a super great 9 years!!!!



I will always love you.

You are my forever and ever.

Mwahhhhh!!!

biziness..

Khamis - kena record behind the scene sehati berdansa sampai pukul 11 malam. Dah le pakai videocam cam harem. Belakang studio tu dah le tak cukup cahaya. Mencik!!!

Jumaat - Tak leh datang lambat walaupun dah stay lambat semalam sebabnyer kena edit 10sec clip untuk insert masa malam sehati berdansa. Sebelum tu kena capture dulu. Sambil capture kena dengar apa yang derang cakap untuk dapatkan scene menarik. Ayakkkk!!!

Isnin - Kena la edit videos behind the scene tu. komputer dah la dapat yang tua. Monitor pun bukan flat screen. Kecik plak tu. video gelap + goyang sebab yang record tu bukan pro. Bukan aku sorang yang record. Ada sorang lain minah lampir yang konon hebat sangat tu record gak. Asik nak bercakap + tergelak masa record. Biol ke apa.. Runsing aku dengar suara tak sedap lagi memekak dia tu sampai rasa nak picah palo den.. Dah la tanak bincang dulu apa soalan nak tanya. Main redah jer. Yang nak kena editnyer nanti aku jugak. Mencik!!

Selasa - Semalam dah edit hari ni kena render plak. Dari AVI ke WMV yang busuk tu. Render guna Vegas so berejam nak tunggu. Dah tu kena upload video2 tu.

Rabu - Ada la relax sket tapi video2 lain kena upload gak. Dah jadi tertangguh plak. Patutnya kena buat catch up style. Nak2 Indian programme. Nak cepat aje. Huh!!

Lebih kurang gitu la cycle keje aku skang dari senin sampai sumaat. Tu blom campur meeting berejam @ tetiba. Kena buat banner bagai. Aduh.. Memang tak setimpal sungguh keje ngan gaji yang dapat. Terpaksa kena buat multitask. Orang lain tu gaji melampau banyak tapi wat keje jual ayo liyo jer.. Ni tak masuk lagi kot nak kena pegi Johor pasal nak record mawi kawen. Sah la aku tanak pegi walau apa pun terjadi. Aku tanak!!!

Aku benci Hazlan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

50 you might not know about Barack Obama.

• He collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics

• He was known as "O'Bomber" at high school for his skill at basketball

• His name means "one who is blessed" in Swahili

• His favourite meal is wife Michelle's shrimp linguini

• He won a Grammy in 2006 for the audio version of his memoir, Dreams From My Father

• He is left-handed – the sixth post-war president to be left-handed

• He has read every Harry Potter book

• He owns a set of red boxing gloves autographed by Muhammad Ali

• He worked in a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop as a teenager and now can't stand ice cream

• His favourite snacks are chocolate-peanut protein bars

• He ate dog meat, snake meat, and roasted grasshopper while living in Indonesia

• He can speak Spanish

• While on the campaign trail he refused to watch CNN and had sports channels on instead

• His favourite drink is black forest berry iced tea

• He promised Michelle he would quit smoking before running for president – he didn't

• He kept a pet ape called Tata while in Indonesia

• He can bench press an impressive 200lbs

• He was known as Barry until university when he asked to be addressed by his full name

• His favourite book is Moby-Dick by Herman Melville

• He visited Wokingham, Berks, in 1996 for the stag party of his half-sister's fiancé, but left when a stripper arrived

• His desk in his Senate office once belonged to Robert Kennedy

• He and Michelle made $4.2 million (£2.7 million) last year, with much coming from sales of his books

• His favourite films are Casablanca and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

• He carries a tiny Madonna and child statue and a bracelet belonging to a soldier in Iraq for good luck

• He applied to appear in a black pin-up calendar while at Harvard but was rejected by the all-female committee.

• His favourite music includes Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Bach and The Fugees

• He took Michelle to see the Spike Lee film Do The Right Thing on their first date

• He enjoys playing Scrabble and poker

• He doesn't drink coffee and rarely drinks alcohol

• He would have liked to have been an architect if he were not a politician

• As a teenager he took drugs including marijuana and cocaine

• His daughters' ambitions are to go to Yale before becoming an actress (Malia, 10) and to sing and dance (Sasha, 7)

• He hates the youth trend for trousers which sag beneath the backside

• He repaid his student loan only four years ago after signing his book deal

• His house in Chicago has four fire places

• Daughter Malia's godmother is Jesse Jackson's daughter Santita

• He says his worst habit is constantly checking his BlackBerry

• He uses an Apple Mac laptop

• He drives a Ford Escape Hybrid, having ditched his gas-guzzling Chrysler 300

• He wears $1,500 (£952) Hart Schaffner Marx suits

• He owns four identical pairs of black size 11 shoes

• He has his hair cut once a week by his Chicago barber, Zariff, who charges $21 (£13)

• His favourite fictional television programmes are Mash and The Wire

• He was given the code name "Renegade" by his Secret Service handlers

• He was nicknamed "Bar" by his late grandmother

• He plans to install a basketball court in the White House grounds

• His favourite artist is Pablo Picasso

• His speciality as a cook is chilli

• He has said many of his friends in Indonesia were "street urchins"

• He keeps on his desk a carving of a wooden hand holding an egg, a Kenyan symbol of the fragility of life

• His late father was a senior economist for the Kenyan government

ps: interesting facts.. (^^)

Tag Tiga.

Tag dari Syah... Kena wat gak ke? Huhuhuuh

[01 ] Are you currently in a relationship?
Sudah pasti!!

[02] Have you ever been given a rose?
Pernah la dulu itu pun sebab aku yang mintak. Boleh?? Aku ni asyik bercinta ngan orang yg tak ske bagi bunga. Apa la nasib..

[03] What is your all-time favorite love story movie?
Panjang listnyer. Kena buat entry khas nanti.

[04] Are you in love right now?
Sudah pasti! 100% in on at love!!

[05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul mate?
Tersangat2 pircaya.

[06] What's your current problem?
Fulus asik tak berapa nak mencukupi. Nak beli makanan cicits pun berpeluh memikirkannyer...

07] Have you ever had your heart broken?
Rasa macam pernah tapi aku anggap cam tak pernah la. Boleh gitu??

[08] Your thoughts of online or long distance relationships?
Cinta hati aku skang memang pun kenal online pastu memang memula dulu thru long distance relationship.. eh... cam cite syah plak..

[09] Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend?
Penat dah nak pikir cam gini so aku maleh dah nak pikir pasal kawan lebih dari kawan. Buang masa + buat penat je.. <-- ayat orang kuciwa.

[10] The person you're with right now, do you want to spend your life with?
Sudah pasti!!

[11] How many kids do you want to have?
Aku ni paling takut nak beranak tapi aku nak ada anak so mungkin akan amik anak angkat jer nanti. Kalau dah berkemampuan. InsyaAllah. Kira nak geng ngan angelina jolie gitu..

[12] What is/are your favorite color/s?
Bila umur dah meningkat ni (ehem) aku tak de peberet kaler. Semuanya ok asalkan bukan kaler menyilau mata udah..

[13] Who is/are your celebrity crush
Masa sekolah dulu aku memang kaw2 ske kat Dieter Brummer pelakon Aussie yang aku tak penah tengok lakonannyer cuma tengok gambar kat majalah jer.. Chenta itu buta katanyer.. heh heh..

[14] Do you believe you truly only love once?
Tak.

[15] Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died, would you get re-married?
Na'uzubillahiminzaalik... Mintak dijauhkan... <--- tiru jawapan Syah sebab ini yang terlintas kat kepala aku gak.. Ishk.. Ishk.. Tapi benda ni memang dah pernah aku bincangkan ngan cinta hati. Masing2 berserah pada takdir..

[16] Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sudah pasti!!

[17] What song u want to be played at your wedding?
You are my sun shine, my only sun shine, u make me happy when sky are blue.. apa tajuk lagu tu ek?? heheheh

[18] Do you like anyone?
Soklan apekah inih??? Patut kena sekeh beratus kali untuk orang yang buat soklan ni. Huh!!


ps: Nyampes tak bila jawapan aku tu Sudah Pasti berulang2?? Nyeh nyeh..

Sehati Berdansa Musim 2.

Aku baru dapat gambar promo ni semalam. Cantik!!! I like!!! Tapi ada yang dah terlampau diedit sampai tak kenal mukanyer.. Apa pun memang aku suka sesangat tengok gegambar ni.. Superb!!! (^^) Nak tengok besar sket klik kat gambar tu ye..

Pemenang mini cooper last year. Vee + Shidi.

Very loving couple walaupun ada gossip tengah berantakan. Lisda + Fauzi. Muka Fauzi tu cam masa dia belakon orang minyak da.. Macam nak makan Lisda walaupun memang boleh makan. Huhuhu..

The cutest couple untuk musim ni. Sasha + Salyo. Sebennyer kelakar.

Newly wed AF couple. Nampak cam tak mesra sangat ler @ is it just me??

Mati pecah perut kalau join derang. Amyza + Izhar. Amyza memang kelakar giler.

Sweet jer. Ani Mayuni + Zairi. Panggilan manja mama + papa. Standard la tu. Sebennyer kelakar gak ni.

Ala² skema couple. Mazin + Anisa.

Anak derang cute nak mams!! Sabrina Ali + Shahrin.

Pasangan rockers!! Ashed + Shima.

Sebennyer main bola ek?? Ke main hoki?? Wife pelakon drama. Shahril Arsat + Noraini Morat.

Dulu ngan Era skang ngan Sinar plak. Dah lama aku tak dengar suara mamat ni sebab tak dengar Sinar.. Jamal Jamaluddin + Faridah.

Cam excited gak nak tengok SB2 ni lepas aku tengok clips behind the scene kat sini http://video.astro.com.my tapi entah ler camner jadiknyer nanti bila dah start. Last year aku tak tengok sangat. Kalau tengok pun time Vee + Shidi jer.. Kot nak dapat info lebih pasal derang gi ler official websitenyer yer...

Tag Dua.

:: Rules ::

1) Take a recent picture of yourself or take a picture of yourself right NOW!.
SIAP!!

2) DON'T change your clothes, DON'T fix your hair...just take a picture.
Bila masa nak tukar baju kat opis ni. Gilo apo..

3) Post that picture with NO editing.
Err... Edit kasik kecik sket gambo... Tu tak perkan?? Heh heh..


4) Post these instruction with your picture.
SIAP!!

5) Tag 10 people to do this.
Ramainyer... Aku mana ada kawan blogger seramai iteww..

Tindakan kurang bijak.

Hari ni buat sekian kalinyer aku dah buat tindakan bijak. Dalam erti kata sebenarnya tindakan bodoh. Memang bodoh piang punya tindakan. Aku tanya pada diri sendiri bila dah balik rumah. Lepas kena marah ngan roomates tersayang yang sebetulnyer bila citer kat dia. Huhuhu.. Aku tanya pada diri aku "kenapa la aku bodoh sangat nih???" Perkara ni tak boleh dibiarkan berulang lagi. Nanti aku yang kena tanggung akibatnya.

Mula saat tadi. Saat lepas kena bebel time aku tengah prepare nak buat sup ayam lepas balik keje tadi. Aku akan tekadkan hati yang aku tidak akan sekali-kali benarkan tindakan bodoh tu berulang. TIDAK! CUKUP! Roomate tersayang kata aku takkan berani de sebab dengan dia jer aku berani melawan. Ngan orang lain aku takut. Adehhh terbakar hangus keningku kena fire dol..

Ya Allah Ya Tuhanku. Aku memohon padamu untuk memberikan aku kekuatan serta keberanian untuk tidak ditindas lagi. Kuatkan imanku. Tabahkan hatiku. Sesungguhnya aku tergolong dalam orang-orang yang teraniaya. Amin ya rabbal alamin...

Tag Satu.

::RULES ::

1. Put the logo in your blog.

2. Add a link to the person who shared it with you.
Tangan Gebu

3. Nominate at least 7 other blogs.

1) Puan Syah

2) Puan Eimma

3) Cik Eriyzaqistina

4) Cik D

5) Cik JM

6) Cik Pink

7) Cik Dinot

Thanks Syah sebab nominated blog aku..

Barack Obama won the election.

Congratulation to American voters. Cheers!!

I need to be more serious. PERIOD!

Ok. I'll try harder.

Udah tak de koje lain la tu..

Anak aku yang sekoq ni suka sesangat main rendam2 tangan dalam air. Awalnyer aku letak air kat bawah jer tapi tiap pagi lantai kat cage dia basah dek kerana dia dok sibuk la main air tu. So aku beli bekas air yang leh sangkut kat cage. Ingat dah tak main dah. Rupanya sangkaan aku meleset.

Uju.. Uju.. Kalau ko memang suka sangat main air. Ngapenyer time mandi bukan lagi ko mengelejat sampai habis bercalar balar kaki + tangan mama. Semalam lepas mandi nak lap badan kasik kering leh plak dicakarnyer bibir mama yang mungil ni. Sib baik sikit jer walaupun berdarah. Huhuhuhu

Aksi lucah!!

Apa kena ntah si Uju ni dok mengangkang cam gini sekalik.. Kurang sopan btol sebagai seekor gadis sunti cam Uju dok camni. Sabar jer la.. Huhuhu

Ngeri siot!!!

Minah ni bila time Halloween memang costume dia dasat giler!!! Sama la gak ngan lakinyer... Kot tak kenal sapa tengok gambar kat bawah ni.. Heidi Klum ngan sebennyer Seal..

Dasat.....